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danhacker:

An ocean exploration team led by Swedish researcher Peter Lindberg has found what some are suggesting is a crashed flying saucer.

Lindberg’s team, which has had success in the past recovering sunken ships and cargo, was using sonar to look for the century-old wreck of a ship that went down carrying several cases of a super-rare champagne. Instead, the team discovered what it claims is a mysterious round object that might (or might not) be extraterrestrial.

Lindberg explained to local media that his crew discovered, on the 300-foot-deep ocean floor between Finland and Sweden, “a large circle, about 60 feet in diameter. You see a lot of weird stuff in this job, but during my 18 years as a professional I have never seen anything like this. The shape is completely round.”

More here.

‘The Abyss’ was actually a documentary by James Cameron and he knew all along. I for one welcome our new alien overlords. In all seriousness, this news story gets my conspiracy theorist side all tingly, because crashed UFOs on the ocean floor not only remind me of ‘Sphere’ (a great book, terrible movie) but logistically if a UFO crashed on Earth there’s a higher probability it would land in the ocean and not in the middle of a crowded populous. Who knows if this story is even true, but I’m keeping my fingers-crossed that when they send divers down there  to investigate they find a whole bunch of unexplainable alien tech and some cold-hard proof that aliens do exist and have been visiting earth for many years now. But then again, it could just be ocean rocks.

I AM SCARED.